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Q: His work is simply breathtaking. What forms of payment may I use to enrich him?
A: We accept all major credit cards here at HSS, with transactions processed through our allies at Paypal (no account necessary). We can also take personal checks - Simply inquire through the contact page, and we'll give you instructions on how to proceed. (There is a P.O. Box involved.)
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Q: Do you ship worldwide?
A: Yes. HSS gladly ships via United States Postal Service to all points on the globe. If you exist, by God we will find a way to put art in your hands.
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Q: How long can I expect to wait for shipping?
A: Shipping within the U.S. usually takes 1-2 weeks. International shipping times vary, but 2-4 weeks is about average. Expedited delivery available upon request. No service beyond the veil of time and space.
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Q: Return policy. You got one of those?
A: Indeed we do have a return policy. You can return any of your items to us for a full refund/exchange within 14 days of delivery, no questions asked (but, needless to say, great sadness felt). Comic downloads are the only exception; all ethereal digital-world transactions are, unsurprisingly, final.
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Q: Aaron, can you teach us how to do the Lurch Dance?
A: "To know it is to love it."
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Thank you for examining our merchandise. Please do not be afraid to contact us with any further questions, comments, words of encouragement, or bitter, vile admonitions. We love them all!
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